Monday, September 8, 2008

Mr Fuller Qoutes

"Do you ever have a neck spasm where you feel like someone stabbed you in the head with a knife?"

"Prepare your eyes for luminary adjustment. Woo-hoo"

"So if im a spanish conquistador and i marry a young little aztec girl, what do you call my offspring."

"Hey get on the gandola here! Turn it over and ill smack ya."

"Just imagine you bathe on your honeymoon. Wooo!"

"Do they shine alot. Luminesce? Not Evanesense or whatever ya call it.......*mumbles*"

"Say it with me...'Caribean'"

"Is it where youre going for your honeymoon paige? You can get a great deal on that right now"

"He said its like Spainish Russiany all mashed together. Wierd Descpription."

"They sent a little gift back to the Europeans. Syphyliss."

"Not taller or wider, but numberer."

"...instead of chasing giant hairy beasts with sticks that may just kill me."

"I think they are going to smash a Frenchman and a Swissman together and see how their atoms react."

"Are we gonna leave, a 'dress up like a particle accellorator' day?"

"Cathlics still run thew show dont they? Dang protestants."

"The English opened up a can of Protestantism on the Indians."

"Prepare the Armada. Prepare your Hannuleah. Prepare your Armadaleah."

"... like one of you guys going down to the nursing home and beating up an old guy in a wheelchair."

"What us a tarheel? You walk on the pavement and you get stuff on your shoe?"

"its a nice stadium. Im allergic to the color, but i like the stadium."

"Roanoak. Thats where the first withes were. They made all the kids dissapear and move to Salem."

"Its to scary... gives me nightmares of tiny axes pounding through my skull and scalping and what not."

"Me Mark. You Lauren. You answer question."

"All the ladies in house go HEYYYY!"

"Not saying you ladies dont like to make money. I know you do. You dont act like it, but youll chase that paper till your toenails bleed."